Friday, September 01, 2006
{ 7:35 AM }
It is a known fact that girls tend to check out other girls, for those of you who never knew.. where have you been. At least now you know. From the way they look to the way they dress to the way the walk, wear their hair, talk, laugh. You get the drift.
There are just certain people that get on your nerves, not one, not two but all nerves - at one go the stomp on it like they're going to *
da xiao ren You know, like get on your nerves in an uncontrollably annoying way that makes you just wanna stranggle the daylights out of them. If ever you happen to fall any under of the following categories I suggest you do no cross my path, at all, or even if you so unluckily do, remain scarce because although I do not believe or resort to physical violence, I can curse, jinx and bitch stare like no other, only when necessary.
#1 showing off riches that you do not have to begin with. This is for certain someone's with gucci hooci's and BMW's that exist in minds only. Chio ah.
#2 being so full of yourself that its excrutiatingly intolerable, for further details ref. to _________ (crossed out for discretion, ask me, hillariously funny blog) A blog i read for laughs. Seriously.
#3 if you bitch stare my way, I bitch stare better. Again, only when necessary la. I'm generally very nice, contrary to popular belief. 0=D
#4 if you in anyway try to get TOO friendly with my boyf. Keep in mind that he has only one girlfriend and if you ever want to take my place, you could, if you can keep up. Actually, dream on!
#5 and last but not least, girls who abuse the demurity of their boyfriends, eg. hanging out with millions of other guys, not that its wrong but think of the image you protray and where would your boyfriend place his face. Sure, he "doesnt mind" but ok, whatever. just annoys me. (and btw get over your bloody ex, he's moved on and CLEARLY fine without you)
I'm in a very gnawy mood today, my cat claws are all appearing. I'm just glad I'm done with Criminal Law, Contract Law and Tort Law for good, unless.. *you know what* (choi). And I'm in the process of filtering my mind of all unnecessary things regarding law. I'm unexplanably happy.
Because I'm so proud that we made it through in one whole piece, alive, everyone deserves a mention. In alphabetical order.
Andrew, Carissa(big thanks for GPL),
Chika, Cow, Eliv, Greg, Hui Ying, Kat, Keith, Krystle, Li Wen, Nasia, Nic, Sam, Steph, Sushan, Varun, Wee Hoo.Thanks for being my crutches for the 3 days of nightmare. And, you said we'd never make it out alive. Pfft~
Em: you buggerified monkey of a woman. transfer for what. hate us that much issit? All the best, dear.
Ken: get well soon. do everything you can to stay at the same level with us ya.
Eushen: Long disappeared. good luck in NUS yea. =)
And from yours truly, good night.
*da xiao ren - mandarin term. Where people take slipper/wooden clogs and hit paper dolls obsessively and cursing them to break their hands/feet or go blind or whatsoever evil curse they can think of. If you still dont know what I'm talking about, go die. =)